Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.

Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.

Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

To label someone as selfless is symptomatic of having bought the preposterous claim that a human being can have great concern for other human beings and little concern for themselves, or that, when taken to extremes, a human being can have great concern for other human beings and absolutely no concern for themselves.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.

A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.*

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.

Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.

Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.

Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

There are more writers who read than readers who write.

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Freedom of speech is unnecessary if the people to whom it is granted do not think for themselves.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.

A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.

When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?

The streets are a poor kid’s PlayStation™

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.

It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.

Time limps when you are not having fun.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture).

To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.