Husband Quotes

They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.

Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in the toe."Worn and old, just like Viv," he'd say when Frankie made fun of them, and then his wife would swat him on the arm. But Frankie knew he was just joking, because Viveka was the type of woman you wished was in a magazine just so you could stare at her violet-colored eyes and shiny black hair without being called a stalker or a freak.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Marriage as a team means working and playing together toward a winning season.

God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife.

To him, she was one of the few girls who was nice to him, the stodgy son of a poor alcoholic shoemaker with such little status that he seemed unlikely to even get one wife, let alone the three or more that designated a man of standing.

I write because the security of your love allows me to develop my craft without concerning myself with trivialities — as if your love could be any more complete. But I write, in the first place,because of you, my muse. I write for your green eyes to glance at my humble words and for the pleasure of hearing you utter them.

Cecie keeps telling him she’d like to take him home some night, husband or no. The Minotaur waits hopefully. Husband or no.

Real relationships are the product of time spent, which is why so many of us have so few of them.

There’s a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make love to someone who can satisfy us soulfully and eternally. Once you realize the fine-line between making love and having sex, you will understand the meaning of life! Life isn’t only about survival, it’s about living and so is making love. We have sex to satisfy our lust and hunger, which is nothing, but survival, but we make love to feed our soul and our mind, to fill a void that is there since a long time, that longs for a partner and that needs someone whom we want to spend the next morning with!When you have sex just for physical pleasure, you are ashamed and guilty at one point of life or another, but when you make love to someone who means everything to you, you are always proud of it. Never in life, not even a single time, you regret that time and the moments spent with that person. You will always rejoice it and remember it with equal passion and joy.

That which you love most will then become both your strength and your weakness.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.

Communication is not so much about what you say, as what you don't say.

He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.

I came to pen another poem for you, but even every unwritten poem is you.

She expressed an opinion that the happiness of a woman in Paradise is beneath the soles of her husband's feet,' he enlightened humorously, seemingly not at all averse to her obvious desire to be comforted.

A righteous husband is a responsible husband.

Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you—as husband and wife—commit to keep growing spiritually.

Start where you are-do anything you can do, and do everything you can do, until you find something you must do! That something is probably your spiritual gift.

As women, our ability to multitask can be a blessing, but it becomes a huge liability when we take on too much and then use our busyness as an excuse to get out of our intimacy responsibilities.

Love, they said, burns youand builds you.But with you, there’s no ash.Just light.

The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis-à-vis N´s inability to confess even the mildest transgressions.

If you have feelings for someone, let them know. It doesn’t matter if they can be in your life or not. Maybe, it is just enough for both of you to release the truth, so healing can occur. The opposite is true, as well. If you don’t have feelings for someone then never let another person suggest that you do. Protect your reputation and be responsible for the wrong information spread about you. Never allow anyone to live with a false belief or unfounded hope about you. An honorable person sets the record straight, so that person can move on with their life.

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me.

Marriage is more than finding the right person…it is being the right person!

Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~

You are the greatest wife of all time and I love you so much more’ said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita.

That night we made love "the real way" which we had not yet attemptedalthough married six months.Big mystery. No one knew where to put their leg and to this day I'm not surewe got it right.He seemed happy. You're like Venice he said beautifully.Early next dayI wrote a short talk ("On Defloration") which he stole and had publishedin a small quarterly magazine.Overall this was a characteristic interaction between us.Or should I say ideal.Neither of us had ever seen Venice.

What is this lovethat makes me see beauty,and makes every beautiful thing bring you back to me?What is this lovethat makes me declare 'I love you'even though I uttered itonly a moment ago?What is this love that keeps growing even when my chest is soreand it hurts to love you any more?Tell me:How am I to find what this love iswhen it was the one to find you, me, this verse, and this universe?

Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

He was a practical man: give him a sensitive technical instrument, and he could maintain it; something broken, and he could mend it, meditatively, efficiently. But confronted by his grieving wife, he felt useless.

For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

Thanks be to God that, even though at times we may “forget” Him, He never forgets us.

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

Walking towards love is wiser than falling into it.

I have also fantasised myself to be his female slave, but this does not suffice, for after all every woman can be the slave of her husband.

I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.

Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.

Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.

A month ago, Gavin had given his employer four weeks' notice. "I'll get a job around here," he'd told her. "Something low-stress, part-time, maybe. We're not paying rent, and Dad's left us plenty. You should quit, too." A year earlier this news would have filled her with delicious, full fat, chocolate-coated joy. But now, after a grueling routine of shitty work, shitty- weird home life in a house where the shadow of a dead boy walked more solidly than the grownups, shitty headaches, shitty worry about a husband who couldn't keep his dick out of other women, the golden offer just weirded Laine out. She didn't trust it.

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

I think: I would like to take N back to a story right now, like a rake. I would say, "Oh, this rake is uneven. Do you have any where the tines go straight across?" I would like to do a straight exchange. But there are things that cannot be returned. Errant husbands are one of them. Wives are not. Wives can be exchanged; I have always known this.

True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.

Be the type of man a wife would cherish and a child would admire.

Weddings have logic, but Marriages have emotions

The man and husband of the household is responsible for the way your family’s income is managed.

I never married, but if I had done so, I'm sure I'd have divorced the sod a long time ago. Life is simply too short to hang around with annoying people. That may be why I have so few friends. I'm sure my daughter concurs.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does.

I love you.I love you a thousand times.I love you an irrational number. And I will continue to love youlong after all this has died and been rebornand we are nothing more than a pair of reincarnated eyes.

God has given you two ears--that should tell you something about the importance of listening.

Those monumental anniversary celebrations aren’t what ultimately determine the actual direction of our marriage. Rather, it’s the here and now. It’s those daily decisions we make individually and together that influence how our relationship actually fares in the long run