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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor. - Quote by Joan Rivers

I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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