A.P. Herbert Quotes

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected."

A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.

Holy Mother we do believe,That without sin Thou didst conceive;May we now in Thee believing,Also sin without conceiving.

Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep