Witty Quotes - Page 4

Nothing incites failure more than success.

Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.

In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.

Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." "Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.

The queen sighed. "What am I going to do with all of you now!" "You're going to let us continue our journey," Belgarath replied calmly. "We'll argue about it, of course, but in the end that's the way it'll turn out."She stared at him. "You did ask, after all. I'm sure you feel better now that you know.

A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS.

She charmed and sparkled and said witty things, but she knew very well she was being charming and sparkling and witty while she was doing it, which somehow felt wrong.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.

No matter how dire a situation may be, I can always find the humor in it somewhere. If I was ever in a horror movie I would be the goofy one who doesn't seem to know quite what's going on but survives to the end with witty one-liners.

Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your

Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul

Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.

Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers

If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.

Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...""Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

Smiling is not a choice It’s a Lifestyle Pass it on

Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn't hurt, so limping did no good.

If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.""We never thought of that," Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a guilty flutter in one's stomach, and Klaus felt such a flutter now. "You certainly are an intelligent man.""Not only am I intelligent," Genghis agreed, "but I'm also very smart.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.

The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.

Its not your fault for not being there.Its my fault for thinking you would be

You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm.

Actually, the situation was intolerable. But then it was surprising how much intolerableness a man could tolerate.

Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic.

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.

He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't know we know he's a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really he's secretly working for them. Dexter, how's your brain?""Hurting.

My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

A person with good heart is always happy. However its a myth because most of the time his heart is full of wounds as it except only good thing from others still he love the people who treat it right & pray for the ones who don't

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create miracles.

Actors," he says, "should only be superficial on the surface.

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.

Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......

We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion.

We create karma by all kinds of selfish actions.The first thing we must understand is that we are psychologically asleep.It is very difficult for us to be conscious of ourselves. We are not very aware. We must come to recognize that we do not pay attention.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there was too much chance of knocking over one of the many ethereal, artistic types wandering around in hip glasses with the wrong prescription... (39)

Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it.

Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish!

It's not so bad."Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying.""I'll get used to it. So will you.""I... I don't think I'll be able to.""I'll be there to help when you need it.""But I hate you."Valkyrie smiled. "No you don't.""No, I do. I want to kill you and stuff.""We actually became friends in those caves.""That's not what happened, " said Melancholia."We're pals. We're buddies.” "If my wrists weren't in shackles, my hands would be round your throat.""You want to hug my throat because we're friends.

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.