Witty Quotes

The only enemy which stands between the talent you posses and success you achieve is known as "EGO" in our Society

There it was: a full confession. Sherlock Holmes had done it again, and as I marveled at my devastating powers of deduction, I wished there had been two of me so I could have patted myself on the back. I know it sounds arrogant, but how often does one achieve a mental triumph of that magnitude? After listening to her speak just two words, I had nailed the whole bloody thing. If Watson had been there, he would have been shaking his head and muttering under his breath.

Life is a university, you will keep learning new things all the time. The tombstone will be your degree.Make sure it's worth a fortune for those who admire you.

A smile is merely a symptom of the human condition called happiness. Animals are affected by that condition more often though the symptoms are not so obvious.

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true

I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrassing.""Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt," she told him."I can't help it. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.

Pray GOD by HEART, Not by HABIT.

Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society.

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.

Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?"Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh , hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?""Please don't annoy him.""Me? When have I EVER annoyed the great Skulduggery Pleasant?"Skulduggery arrived at their table. Wreath smile up at him. "Hello.""I will shoot you in the eye," Skulduggery said.Wreath glanced at Valkyrie. "I think I've annoyed him.

Well, with that filly in my line of vision blushing like a virgin, something in me was bound to stand at attention. And my walking legs were occupied.

Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I see dead people.”He leaned forward hands on his hips. “Me too. It’s the only explanation for what’s standing in front of me. Unless some high school kids broke into the anatomy closet and stole the classroom skeleton, stretched some cadaver skin over that bitch then cast an ancient ritual to animate it.” She laughed. For as much as she now disliked the bastard she had to admit he was amusing. “Did they do the same to that shit you’re wearing? You do realize it’s 2008 right?” She raised a hand. “Wait let me see if I can reach you using your own language. You do ken ‘tis year of our Lord two thousand and eight aye?

Sex is like money only too much is enough.

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.

Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings.

I'm almost finished," said Wilhelm, wiping out a line with his sleeve and drawing over it."I never doubted you for a moment," said Vex, then looked at Aurora and spoke more softly. "I actually doubted him the whole time. He's really not very good."Wilhelm turned. "I'm standing right in front of you. I can hear literally every sound you make.""Wilhelm, please," said Vex, "this is a private conversation.

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.

I wouldn't do that," Silk advised. "Thinking about it isn't going to help, and it's only going to make you nervous.""Nervouser," Garion corrected. "I'm already nervous.""Is there such a word as "'nervouser'?" Silk asked Belgarath curiously. "There is now," Belgarath replied. "Garion just invented it.""I wish I could invent a word," Silk said admiringly to Garion.

Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle.

Every person has his secret; in reverie, unbeknown to others, he finds peace, freedom, sorrow and love.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

Pearls are congealed oyster spit.

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.

PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

And why would I be hiding from Master Chubb in his own kitchen?" Halt challenged. Again, Horace shrugged innocently. "Well, there was a tray of freshly made pies airing on the windowsill, wasn't there? And you're quite fond of pies, aren't you, Halt?" Halt drew himself up very straight in the saddle. "Are you accusing me of sneaking into that kitchen to steal the pies for myself? Is that it?" His voice and body language simply reeked of injured dignity."Of course not, Halt!" Horace hurried to assure him, and Halt's stiff-shouldered form relaxed a little."I just thought I'd give you the opportunity to confess," Horace added.

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!

I was at a dinner party many years ago,sitting along from Tom Stoppard, who in those days smoked not just between courses,but between mouthfuls. An American woman watched in disbelief."And you so intelligent!""Excuse me?" said tom"Knowing those things are going to kill you" she said "and still you do it.""How differently I might behave" Tom said, "if immortality were an option

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew until no man could be called his equal.

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.

Try - Takes the infinitive: "try to mend it," not "try and mend it." Students of the language will argue that 'try and' has won through and become idiom. Indeed it has, and it is relaxed and acceptable. But 'try to' is precise, and when you are writing formal prose, try and write 'try to.

The movie that changed my life,' he liked to say, by which he meant that it had changed his wardrobe.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

Kevin", his father began, "I've been thinking about it – I guess I was kind of carried away. It's just that I've waited so long for my old school to make it to the Regionals... I suppose I was living it vicariously through you. Keith says you're not going to fail, after all. Is that right?""Looks like I'll make it. I know it's hard to believe...""Yes, it is. I was hoping you could get a football scholarship, you know. Something to waive the entrance requirements, because I don't know what college would take you-""Yeah. Thanks a lot Dad," Kevin said sarcastically. He already knew what his father thought of him and didn't need to be reminded yet again."Oh, come on. You know perfectly well that you're too stupid to-""That's not what my boyfriend says. Oh, by the way, Dad – I'm a faggot. Did I mention that?""... Kevin – get your stuff, and get out.""Gladly.

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

No matter how much struggle you face in your journey towards success, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better.

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.

Kiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever.

I’ve often been criticised, but never critically wounded

To be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change.

Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.