Quotation Quotes - Page 2

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

There is nothing but quotations left for us. Our language is a system of quotations.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

Your name still rings a bell when you say something good, not by causing catastrophe in a bid to sound more interesting.

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.

Sometimes it's good to lose something/someone. Because we get what we deserve, not what we desire for.

The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.

We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

I think as a society we forget that men also have daddy issues, they've also had bad childhoods, they're vulnerable beings.. They also need love. We are made to think men don't have a hard time, and that's mainly because we've trained them not to show emotion, not to shed a tear.. but I can assure you, we men break down just like every other being. We get depressed. We get heartbroken, we get scared, lonely, butterflies.. We feel every emotion just as women do.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.

Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.

We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

Your vibe creates your tribe.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

If God had wanted us to judge other people, we'd all have been born with silly wigs.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.

As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

The scent of rain on a sultry spring evening is always an indulgence.

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.