Comments Quotes - Page 2

When the weaver bird flies, nobody talks; when the busy bee flies, no one will make comments... But when a human being begins to fly, you begin to hear talks in the town such as "abomination!... where did he get the wings from?". Never mind! Your dreams are your wings, so decide to fly!

The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

As old as the itch.

I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.

A man of words and not of deeds Is like a garden full of weeds.

If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.

Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.

Worthless as wither'd weeds.

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

The net of the sleeper catches fish.

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked in 1977 how he felt about making more money per year than President Carter he replied 'I have to go out and buy my own 707.'

Every path has its puddle.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.

An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.

One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.

An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.

You must lose a fly to catch a trout.

Her face was her chaperone.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.

I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.

In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.

His shortcoming is his long staying.

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha

I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.

Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.

A dimple in the chin a devil within.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

All would live long but none would be old.