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When the mouse laughs at the cat there's a hole nearby.

Nigerian Proverb

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.

Carl Rose

Only the shallow know themselves.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Douglas Jerrold

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.

A man surprised is half beaten.

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.

Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.

Lancashire proverb

A thick skin is a gift from God.

Konrad Adenauer

A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.

Austin O'Malley

Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.

More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

John Kirk Nelson

Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.

Auliq-Ice

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.

Mae West

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

In the ant's house the dew is a flood.

Judge Crater - please call your office.

Graffiti

Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.

Laurence J. Peter

Fatigue is the best pillow.

Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.

Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.

William Ernest Henley

Include me out.

Judas needed the money for a sick friend.

Graffiti

If you can't bite don't show your teeth.

Yiddish Proverb

There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

G.K. Chesterton

Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.

Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Graffiti

Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.

Parsely is gharsley.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Had she any respect for him at all, his words would've affected her. But no value accompanies comments spewed from the mouth of a brute.

Richelle E. Goodrich

Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.

Clarence H. Hinclcs

In uplifting get underneath.

The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

The blind man is laughing at the bald head.

Persian Proverb

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.

We also serve who only punctuate.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.

Winston Churchill

God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.

I never said "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be left alone." There is all the difference.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Rip van Winkle was lazy.

Robert H. Gurney

Comments outnumber ideas.

Cool posts and kind comments make friends. Think about others online. NetworkEtiquette.net

A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.

English Proverb

Evil spelled backward is live.

Graffiti

If I look like this I need the trip.

Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.

Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.

Lawrence K. Frank

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