J. Richard Singleton Quotes

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.