J. Richard Singleton Quotes

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way to get exposure”—but working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what’s traditionally thought of as “work.” You know what’s fun, indie filmmakers? Being paid for your time.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because it’s not our fault. It’s the fog’s. The people we latch onto—they become our friends. It was my friendship with Ethan that took me out of the fog.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.