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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave Poisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live. - Quote by Dorothy Parker

Poisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live.

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