Quotes by Actors - Page 16

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.
George Carlin
The only permanent thing in this world is change.
Totò
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
Dylan Moran
He kissed her for an eternity, which was fine, because heaven had eternities to burn. Then he kissed her for another.
B.J. Novak
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.
John Barrymore
I put on some make-up, turn on the 8-track, and I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf - suddenly I'm Miss Punk Rock Star of Stage and Screen and I ain't ever turning back!
John Cameron Mitchell
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Orson Welles
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
Do ACTS of MERCY in a BIG WAY.
Kristian Goldmund Aumann
There is nothing so rewarding as to make people realize that they are worthwhile in this world.
Bob Anderson
There's an apt expression: 'If you don't live in your body, where are you going to live?' But many of us don't. We tend to get locked into our heads or our imaginations . . . recognizing the importance of the body is primary. It's who we are, it's where we live, it houses and embodies your mind and imagination.
Bill Connington
Life without love is a cold branch of a non-grounded tree.
Kristian Goldmund Aumann
Acting is illusion, as much illusion as magic is, and not so much a matter of being real.
Laurence Olivier
As is often the case when I travel, my vulnerability -- like not knowing what the hell I'm going to do upon arrival -- makes me more open to outside interactions than I might be when I'm at home and think I know best what needs to be done. On the road, serendipity is given space to enter my life.
Andrew McCarthy
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
Drew Carey
Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
A conditioned mind is never a free mind.
Bruce Lee
Without the voice of reason, every faith is its own c
Sting
It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space.
B.J. Novak
AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
Kevin Smith
Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
There is no such thing as a normal family so don't trip off it, just deal with it.
Ice-T
It's red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of book getting in the wrong hands. As soon as I've finished this, I shall recommend they ban it.
Tony Hancock
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Mellow doesn't describe me. I'm hungry every day.
Alan Rickman
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Steven Wright
You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.
Chris Colfer
Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,so we close down and pretend to read a book or something.
John Hannah
I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull themselves up off the ground with as I scream in pain.
Jim Gaffigan
All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is?
Colin Quinn
I would fight dragons, I would walk over flaming coals, I would enter the Valley of the Dead, if I thought I might have a chance of your heart.
Julian Fellowes
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
W.C.Fields
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.
Craig Ferguson
Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.
CM Punk
What matters is that life is good. It has a lovely texture, like some rich cloth or fur, or the petals of flowers, and everything else worthwhile. And that's as true for the last man as the first.
Fritz Leiber
Free your mind, become who you are.. the mind is the biggest drug.. and everyone is addicted.
Jonathan Bailey
The nose can’t help catchin’ what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out o’ the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don’t become possessed by one.
M.C. Humphreys
Football linemen are motivated by a more complicated self-determining series of factors than the simple fear of humiliation in the public gaze which is the emotion that galvanizes the backs and receivers.
Merlin Olsen
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Jerry Lewis
Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.
Penn Jillette
Just by virtue of their fantastically wonderful ability to approach life from the heart instead of the ego, women have a head start on us with their natural tendency to already live life to its fullest potential.
Dennis James
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it.
Bruce Lee
[B]egin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while or the light won’t come in.
Alan Alda
Companies' motives to make profit means they neglect inherent social or moral values.
Russell Brand
In the movies you get even; in life, diplomacy is best.
Lee Marvin
Sometimes I felt the bloated Toad, hideous and pampered with the poisonous vapours of the dungeon, dragging his loathsome length along my bosom: Sometimes the quick cold Lizard rouzed me leaving his slimy track upon my face, and entangling itself in the tresses of my wild and matted hair: Often have I at waking found my fingers ringed with the long worms which bred in the corrupted flesh of my Infant.
Matthew Lewis
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva
Josh Groban
Mindfulness could also be described as "heartfulness" because it is really about a compassionate awareness.
Mark Williams
My credo is etched on my mirror in my bathroom and I see it when I brush my teeth in the morning. It says "Don't worry Be Happy Feel Good." When you see that first thing and you reflect on it the rest of the day seems to glide by pretty well.
Larry Hagman
We'd do anything our our fans
Logan Henderson
No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.
Harold Ramis
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
The school teacher is certainly underpaid as a child minder but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.
John Osborne
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
Jim Carrey
When the white man came we had the land and they had the bibles. Now they have the land and we have the bibles.
Chief Dan George
..English teachers often take a right-wrong stance. I'd rather my students take a thinking stance.
Jeff Anderson
Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off.
Richard Schiff
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Craig Ferguson