Brian Spellman Quotes

Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting "On the Origin of Speeches" past one another.

A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.