J. Richard Singleton Quotes

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way to get exposure”—but working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what’s traditionally thought of as “work.” You know what’s fun, indie filmmakers? Being paid for your time.