Wooing A Woman Quotes

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.