Witty Quotes - Page 6

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

Don’t keep those people in your life who are completely negative in approach. Eventually these people will stress you out and be the source of your downfall.

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.

He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?""I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. "And I want to do it slowly, in front of a lot of people. Using a hammer."Skulduggery nodded. "Very healthy.

Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.

A lie near to truth is always difficult to catch

My dear boy, in Ireland the midwife uses one hand to hold the baby's best fighting arm from the font water, and grips its jaws with the other lest the goes to litigation about it. Says O'LiamRoe

Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it.

Love is the reflection of a broken heart in a shattered mirror...

Deep down, he's shallow.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by the Starks and we’ve lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.The dwarf smiled crookedly. “All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.

Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.

Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything he wanted.

We are entrusting thousands of strangers with our innermost thoughts and feelings, and then we're expecting them to be careful with those feelings. As much as we want it to be, the Internet is not a safe space. It is not a place where we can lay our burdens down and heal. Why? Because there are too many people there who do not give an ounce of a shit about our well-being. They do not deserve our rawness, and they will not treat it with care.

The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem

TAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be..

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

The important thing to remember is not to forget

Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Are you really a doctor?” I asked.“Some people say that.”“Why?”“Because I went to medical school.”“Did you not finish?” I asked hesitantly.“I finished.”“So…?”“So sometimes I work as a doctor.”“So doesn’t that make you a doctor?”“I guess, but I also worked as a baker, construction worker, and a bunch of other things. Either way I just prefer being known as Jack. I mean Dr. Baker Jack Hammer Jack, would be entertaining, but I think also a little weird.

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir?

Some day, Prince Kheldar, you will fall in love," the queen said with a little smirk, "and the twelve kingdoms will stand around and chortle over the fall of so notorious a bachelor.

... sentiments which Feliks had already come to recognise as being characteristic of The Times, which would have described the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as strong rulers who could do nothing but good for the stability of the international situation.

We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking...

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.

There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.

You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.I shrugged. "I'm glad you guys are so close.

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.

Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.

The privacy laws are paramount. They come before even common sense...

Halt regarded him. He loved Horace like a younger brother. Even like a second son, after will. He admired his skill with a sword and his courage in battle. But sometimes, just sometimes, he felt an overwhelming desire to ram the young warrior's head against a convenient tree.

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is!

Passion + Vision +Skill + Mentoring = Success.

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS...

Frederick's wit was impressive. When a descendant of Ghengis Khan, who was wreaking havoc in the Muslim world, wrote threateningly that the holy Roman Emperor should surrender his lands and come to his court to become one of his vassals, Frederick replied that he'd think about it and to please hold open the position of falconer.

He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.

This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar

I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.