Wine Humor Quotes

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.