Stds Quotes

AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.