Satanist Quotes

When the devil wants to punish his worshippers, he uses the trick of karma.

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.

Why would anybody be a Satanist, anyway? I don’t get it. You can’t believe in Satan without believing in God, and then you’re just picking the wrong side in a big mythic battle thing.

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?