Roast Quotes

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!)

My two worlds were colliding and the friction of this set fire to my life. It was time to roast some wieners.

Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.

On Love - Love without trust is the love you give a dog. You may call that cute little mutt a member of the family but you don't let him in the kitchen when there's a roast on the table.