Portal 2 Quotes

Speaking of boxes...Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.

I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.

Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.