Motherhood Humor Quotes

I can absolutely assure you that birth is nothing like holding an ice cube in your hand for a minute and breathing through the "pain.

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.

In case you haven't heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed.

Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.

The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.

A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.

Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt.

Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?”Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. “Toddlers learn by making connections between the body part and the action.”Vince blinks. “Oh, so talking to a kid like that’s normal?” “Someday I hope to have a conversation where I don’t sound like a character from Star Wars.”“I can see how you’d look forward to that.

Successful breastfeeding take courage, resilience, patience, and support and it always has. If your partner or support group hasn't piled on the accolades for your heroism, then let them know you will expect oohs and has when you make it through the first two to three months (no matter how you got there) and your baby is happy and healthy -- because you are awesome!

Though breastfeeding is supposed to the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help.

I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth.

If nursing were easy, there wouldn't be so many helpful products.

If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we're breastfeeding superheroes.