Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.