Laughter Is The Best Medicine Quotes

I love to laugh. Especially in times of trouble and sadness. It helps us get through the hard times of life and is also an important part of all our relationships. Laughter is a gift from God that opens our hearts. Laughing heals our hearts and brings us together.

You're going to make it;You're going to be at peace;You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live;You're going to do great things.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

It is important that we learn to smile,Life will anyway teach us to cry!

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

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Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.

Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

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I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Laughter is much better than anger.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.