Idiots Quotes - Page 2

Oh, no, no, you've got that all wrong. You're not required to respect elders. After all, most people are idiots, regardless of age. In tribal cultures, we just make sure that elders remain an active part of the culture, even if they're idiots. Especially if they're idiots. You can't just abandon your old people, even if they have nothing intelligent to say. Even if they're crazy.

People can turn into idiots if they're alone for long enough. (Mum)

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

His mindIt says survival of the fittest butHis soulRevival of the idiotsSo good riddance, dancing

The real problem of the world is that the number of the current idiots is much greater than the intellectuals of the past decade all together.

The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.

Braith turned and saw three of her cousins sunning themselves on boulders. Like lizards. Lizards in human form.“What are you doing?” Braith asked.“Enjoying the suns,” replied one.“It gives our scales a lovely bright hue,” said another.Braith blinked. “Except you’re all in your human form. So how does that help your scales?”They stared at her for several seconds before one stated, “You’re a bit of a know-it-all, aren’t you?”“How is that . . .” Braith shook her head. She wouldn’t go from arguing with one idiot to arguing with three.