Humour Quote Quotes

Lipstick?" He arched a brow."I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, de

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows

Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!

Love is relentless, and so am I ;)

What a glorious day!

Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.

You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that it’s actually a few inches lower.

Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday....

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I call her Google, Because she got everything I'm searching for

Don't worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just haven’t figured out a name for yours yet.

Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with me after an assignment. Always mix business with pleasure. That is a secret they don't want you to know. BUT never mix pleasure with business. Then you might just end up in a divorce.

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs.The homely hen lays one.Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done.And so we scorn the codfish,while the humble hen we prize,which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I call her Google because she got everything I have been searching for.

I think therefore I am not sure.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

I was never sure what possessed Guy and Teo, 2 alien princelings to land in Paris that day.

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

There are a number of rules that should be observed when one meets royalty, ranging from what one can say and when, to where one should stand, when one can sit, even where one should look. Sindy bobbed a nervous curtsy and, before being introduced, blurted out an invitation to come inside whilst looking John directly in the eye.