Humorous Philosophy Quotes

And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.

There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

You have to be careful to kill a fly that is perched on your scrotum.