Hogfather Quotes

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.

Wanna see how creepy I can be?"-Mr Teatime