Hellbender Quotes

Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?