Feline Quotes

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...

To err is human, to purr is feline.

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.

I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!""Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking," Mrs. Paulsen says. "Whatever is going through your mind right now.""I hope they didn't actually drop a cat in the toilet to get that picture," I choke out. "...Pardon?""Nothing. Sorry.