Feeling Lucky Quotes

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

It was never just about the money.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.