Fathers Quotes - Page 4

My mother phones daily to ask "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no she adds "So if you're not too busy call me while I'm still alive " . . . and hangs up.

There are three books my daughter felt were the most important influences in her life: the Bible her mother's cookbook and her father's checkbook.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

My folks refused to have more than four children after reading that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese.