Employee Quotes

Your Employees is Part of Your Company,If you want to improve your business Treat like friend not like servant.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

The vacancy in your heart doesn't connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

Some women think being arrogant, selfish, bitter and looking down on others are qualities of being an Independent, strong, powerful and successful business women. No matter how high you are in life. Never look down on others and never forget humanity.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

Be a worthy worker and work will come.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

A family man shouldn't trade his peace for profits, it is the job of a businessman.

God is not some lesser employee, as many try to make Him out to be: rather He is the ultimate Treasure. He works in a man; He works on a man; He works through a man; He works around a man. Know that He does far more than simply work for a man. And yet, even as He Himself needs no one else, everyone else is ever in need of Him.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government's agents that something funky is going on.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

Working for OSHA is a horrible job to have. You have to ignore the whistle blowers and send them illegal letters saying that you cannot find any problems. I have a lot of those fraudulent letters, as I have been through OSHA twice. Once as the utility company employee and once as the utility company subcontractor employee. It is a disgusting & blatently corrupt system.

A highly paid, highly motivated employee who is not allowed to work with his full potential is like a Ferrari which is not allowed out of the garage.

Able hands' are more favorable to business than 'adorable hearts'.

If you fulfill the wishes of your employees, the employees will fulfill your visions.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

If You Respect Their Preparation,You never Drop the Baton

Remember, before they promoted to the chair of CEO, they were the best employees of their companies.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Development in general doesn’t make you better employee or better manager. Development makes you a better human who is able to invest the best in you to add beauty and meaning to your life and the rest of the world.

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

Bad boss? Fire him/her. When you're interviewing for a job, You're job is to interview them. You are an equal.

My men are my money.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.

Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.

You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can’t perform.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

The nonessential employees, the type of workers whom remain at home when it snows, are the quickest to complain about how the talented persons of an organization behave.

The PC principle is to always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

Technical expertise is only a tiny portion of what it takes to be a successful employee and, particularly, a successful leader.

Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

The difference between an Employer and an Employee is that as payday approaches, the Employee is full of hope and expectation while the Employer is full of fear and trepidation

The upper management team had informed me that an employee that worked for me was a poor performer and would be terminated soon. This employee was clearly displaying mental health issues that were causing problems in the workplace. When I followed the company procedures and reported this to human resources, their response was to inform me that my contract would not be renewed and I would be immediately fired if anyone complained about me. This was my introduction to how mental health issues are handled in the USA.

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.