Diarrhea Quotes

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.

Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.”“And?”“And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.”“And after?”“Diarrhea, of course.

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.