Darwin S Children Series Quotes

Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell

A road trip with your ancient mommy is just what you need after falling off a mountain and having your soul ripped out by your best friend.

You're going on birth control...or I will smash your truck-Allison Young

If I do decide to have a Girl's Gone Wild moment, I want it to be with some hot young thing, not a senior citizen-Jaycie Lerner

Get this under control as soon as you can young lady, because no one here gives a damn about your unlimited power-Mason Lerner