Couch Quotes

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

Don't throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen!

Sturdy swimmers afloat on water-couch Beneath the heavy bill their treasured pouchFishes pray for them to fly far away Inland lakes toast to the Pelican’s day