Comic Strip Mama Quotes

A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!

You have two choices... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!

MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...Don't take life WAY too seriously.

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.

I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!

Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.

You can’t take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary!

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.