Cocktails Quotes

Now, if you will excuse me, a dead woman is trying to convince me to drink something that comes in layers.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind...

Sophara scrawled orders on a slate and handed it to one of the libationarians, whose encyclopedic knowledge of the contents and locations of all the bottles kept the bar running.

I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey,” announced Rose. “Let’s help the dead man with his problem.