Cats Humor Quotes

I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

AC/DC is very easy to miao along to!

Even cats have questions – like “Can’t you see my bowl is empty?” or “Why don’t you turn off the ***! rain now?” From their perspective we are gods!

Cats – by day the most docile of God’s creatures, every one of them in the night enlisting under the devil’s banner – took the place by storm after the human voice had ceased.