Cat Humor Quotes

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.

Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was frightened.

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into furry whirlwinds that hit me on the head with a spatula. And soon I will be a part of that world once again!