Business Humor Quotes

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.