Bum Quotes

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

And I sort of felt her...you know." Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart. "You touched her heart?" Mike queried. "No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart."He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. "Soft.

Some people do just enough to keep you around because they are AFRAID to know what life would be like without you

Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby's bum.

You know... the word "homeless", gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo... it's no good. It's too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It's just not politically correct enough... If it were up to me, I'd rather we be called "residentially challenged