Births Quotes

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

The grace of birth is a divine.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Always a godfather - never a god!

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.