Barbara Elsborg Quotes

Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.

Barbara Elsborg

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.

Barbara Elsborg

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.

Barbara Elsborg

Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?

Barbara Elsborg

Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.

Barbara Elsborg