Aphorist Quotes - Page 2

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.