Aphorism Quotes - Page 7

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Answers were always important, but they were seldom easy.

We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.

We exist only to exist.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

The more you know, the less you talk. The less you talk, the more you know.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Selfie-centered person!

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

The only way to fight nostalgia is to listen to somebody else's nostalgia

Life corrects the errors of logic.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

A criminal always returns home.

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.

aphorism 90: I am incorrigible. I would have every object of the universe mechanically predictable but myself.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Men weigh love with hands.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

There is truth in wine and children

Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.

As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.