Aphorism Quotes - Page 4

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

Realized dreams often turn into nightmares.

The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Opposities are married.

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

Be a man! Put on a mask.

I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.

There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.

Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

There's nothing quite like turning the page.

What you choose also chooses you.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.

If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do.

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

The word is my weapon. FIRE!

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

I have inflammation of the imagination.

The Vine of Life grows a single melon. The color of the heart is unknown until the rind is split.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.

Every woman with her own makeup!

You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.