Aphorism Quotes - Page 3

Silence is the most expensive to buy.

Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.

Even poison has an expiry date.

Love?! When a piece of broke heart hits you.

There is music you never hear unless you play it yourself.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

God begets love.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.

We are generally treated based on how much or little we have, earn, or know—or seem to have, earn, or know.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

An aphorism ought to be entirely isolated from the surrounding world like a little work of art and complete in itself like a hedgehog.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.

Many people know they're working, but not what they're working.

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

Life is like a cup of coffee: The more avidly you drink of it, the sooner you reach the dregs.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Kamand, die every dayso you rememberto live.

Prohibition is to abstain from intoxicating liquor, as it makes us morbid and sometimes drunk. But we get drunk every day, nevertheless, not so much by the strength of what we sip from the cup, but that which we eat, the water we drink, and the air we inhale, which at fermentation conspire at eventide to make us so drunk and tired that we lose control of ourselves and fall asleep. Everybody is a drunkard, and if we were to enforce real prohibition we should all be dead.

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

No air, no balloons!

Happiness can not be prescribed, postponed or preserved.Relish its unpredictability. Cherish its exclusivity. Accept its brevity. But above all savour its delicious exquisiteness. Do not let it go cold!

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.

Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.