Adult Humor Quotes

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.

The fantasy of life;When I was a child, I said ‘I can’t wait to grow up’.When I was adult, I said ‘I miss childhood adventures’.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! We made it to Hollywood, time to give these aliens the golden boot!" - Angel from the Thousand Years War

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...

For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop

Once we were young, now we are adult.

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.